The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"

Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.