Urban Dictionary: Bilf

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

by just another cracka July 09, 2003

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"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

by squishy-tishy January 16, 2011

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BILF

Baby I'd like to Fuck

Made famous by Stewie Griffin on Family Guy

Oh BILF, check out that BILF

by FG Fan January 16, 2011

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bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

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BILF

A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.

1.

A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!

2.

A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.

by GayFoyc August 21, 2016

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BILF

Brother I'd Like to Fuck. not your actual brother, unless you are from Alabama, but someone who is close to you like a brother, but you also think he is hot.

Danny, in a complete non threatening way, You're my favorite BILF.

by DallasDolly September 10, 2010

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Bacon I'd like to fuck

Dude, check out that BILF next to the eggs.

by NICANATER July 13, 2010

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