Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.
by Mushr00mz July 18, 2021
Acronym: Brother I'd like to fuck.
N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.
Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)
Derivitive of Milf
Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.
N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.
Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)
Derivitive of Milf
Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.
Jason: hey (passing to the kitchen)
Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.
Lynn: what?
Jess: Is he seeing anyone?
Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.
Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.
Lynn: what?
Jess: Is he seeing anyone?
Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.
by A.L.F. August 29, 2006
by JDM240sx April 12, 2011
Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs
by TacoLlamasLLC September 24, 2015
by bonkheads June 11, 2009
by Sauoce aKa The Peoplez Champ December 02, 2009
Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf
You bilf nugget
you bilfing moron.
I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
by esoterism October 28, 2009