n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.

a four way t-bagg

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.

A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..