n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.
by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004
The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
by tweedhouseboys February 02, 2014
A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..
Liam: “Look at Byron, He’s wasted off sipping twisted tea”
Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
by Mr. PissyBalls May 21, 2018
I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.
by Half-Bottle November 26, 2007
by Lalise March 16, 2008
by SpArKzZ && DeMoNzZ August 19, 2009