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n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.
Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.
by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.
"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar December 01, 2003
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a four way t-bagg
John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.
by Froto Baggins October 10, 2008
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this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.
she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her
by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005
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The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."
by tweedhouseboys February 02, 2014
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A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..
Liam: “Look at Byron, He’s wasted off sipping twisted tea

Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
by Mr. PissyBalls May 21, 2018
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