Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.

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