May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A bigfoot or Sasquatch is a large hairy biped that looks somewhat human-like. Bigfoot usually range from 6ft to 10ft tall.
They are believed to roam the Northern U.S, Canada and the Santa Cruz mountains in California.
They are believed to roam the Northern U.S, Canada and the Santa Cruz mountains in California.
by Johnothan_k February 01, 2005
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A hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus.
by afi_al January 17, 2006
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1. Where one person physically staggers around in an unco-ordinated way whilst vomiting (due to ingestion of copius amounts of alcohol) - named for it's astounding visual likeness to alleged video footage of the sasquatch known in Northern America as "Bigfoot" who roams around in the same unco-ordinated manner
2. A large man-ape that roams around the Pacific Northwest of the United States of America. Believed to be an earlier stage of mankind.
3. Name given to people with larger-than-average feet (depending on their height)
2. A large man-ape that roams around the Pacific Northwest of the United States of America. Believed to be an earlier stage of mankind.
3. Name given to people with larger-than-average feet (depending on their height)
1. A: "Dude, i got soo hammered at the club, as soon as i got out, I went Bigfoot on the sidewalk"
2. Woman in newsroom: "OH GOD! SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!"
3. I have size 15 shoes even though i'm only 6'2". My mates call me Bigfoot. . . . . then i get out my gun.
2. Woman in newsroom: "OH GOD! SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!"
3. I have size 15 shoes even though i'm only 6'2". My mates call me Bigfoot. . . . . then i get out my gun.
by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch February 21, 2007
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often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 30, 2005