The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.