A large criminal plan. Usualy organised while spending time in jail for another crime.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Something so awesome and cool, yet gross and greasy.

An enormous and/or monstrous poopie that is taken in the morning after a long days digestion.

To best encourage a successful Big Dirty one must recite "Big Dirty" multiple times. How loud one can say "Big Dirty" is up to the speakers discretion. This repetition can also be used to invite others to perform a successful Big Dirty.

Reciting "Big Dirty" can also be used to set an uncomfortable tone in any crowded restroom, public or private.

Common Nickname for Chief Perkins. Sounds far better than biker trash.

Any amount of cocaine

A type of belligerent persona, often found passed out fully clothed with open food around him, with the t.v on full blast. Notoriously known to be "forever alone" this specimen will continuously attempt to prove himself despite making a mockery of himself hours ago.