A strong beer coming in 40 oz bottles. Cheap and tasty, perfect for getting the job done.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A strong, powerful male figure. Regarded as a stable, balanced person.

An Abnormally Large Human Being. Found In The Common Highschool. This Species Has Been Learking Around Our Local Communites For Ages. Theres Really No Way Of Stopping the Horrifing Beast. The Best Thing Is So Avoid This Creature, The Best You Can..... He's Not Very Sneeky Due To The Size Of Him. They May Have A Terrible Smell To Them, Depending On Age. Some Nicknames That May Be Used To Lure The Beast In Are, SLS, (sticks like shit), Big Bear, And If You Yell "Fatty" In A Very Deep Voice He May Respond Within 30mins, Depending on Location. Overall, It Is A Death Defying Creature, And Best To Keep A Great Distance.

The most amazingest of bears. Made for little bear.

A gigantic furious beast of a man with giant bear balls and a razor sharp tongue.

Short term over a very serious Aussy. One that doesn't see the funny side of life.