A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick

He is a absolute chad who everyone simps over. He is like a angel sent from heaven protecting us from evil. He has a 10 pack and is the size of Mt. Everest. Every anime girl likes Big Phil.

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon

A name given to someone called Phil who has a small penis. Big is a way of making them feel better about themselves and saves them from having to buy an Audi convertible to make them feel more manly about their tiny crown jewels.