to have or to take a aqua lung

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.

After sex, a guy squats and ejaculates and shits on the girl's body(can also work in the girls mouth)

heaven, bitch!

When you fucking someone when there drunken asleep and your waiting for that 30 seconds when then become conscious and you hope this doesn't end up in court.

A reprehensible sex act between males which involves messy poo.

A dirty big mac is simply a cold big mac that has been tossed on your floor, and pissed on.