Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)
One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!
One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!
-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-
Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.
*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*
Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*
*Ashley walks back to Emma*
Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??
*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*
Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!
*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*
Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.
*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*
Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*
*Ashley walks back to Emma*
Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??
*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*
Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!
*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*
by Kelly Clarkson's #1 Lesbian Fan April 21, 2008
A big pile of sand named Bob that can't be destroyed, not even by the biggest waves or two 10 year old boys.
by theladywiththewords August 05, 2019
Man who used to live in the woods of Schenectady, NY. He has committed acts such as trying to wack off Mr. Marcus Malibu when he went to take a piss, walks in on Malibu having sex regularly, and banged a man named JT Sweet up the ass at a party, in which many people watched it go down.
by Mark Martel July 12, 2004
by JT Sweet July 14, 2004
by NewYearNewMe69 September 22, 2018
by quietminion December 05, 2014
Big Booty Bob is someone who has a big booty and is not a ho(e). Hence the bob. They have morals and don't bother with 'going around'.
Person1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person2: Which one? The one with the big booty?
Person1: Yeah that's Big Booty Bob.
Person2: Why Big Booty Bob?
Person1:because she has her life together and doesn't go around.
Person2: Which one? The one with the big booty?
Person1: Yeah that's Big Booty Bob.
Person2: Why Big Booty Bob?
Person1:because she has her life together and doesn't go around.
by Rozer_Vivs July 27, 2016