a large furry homo sapien man native to the southern part of chicago with an unsationable thirst for bud lite

A person who makes "rip offs" of other products that are usually cheeper and less attractive.

Imminently balding warlord. Leaves his charisma and rampant sexual desires locked behind closed doors, but hangs his big balls dangling out there for all to see. Mess him about, he'll kill you. But just as likely to go halfs with you on a ham and pineapple pizza.

a big fat fuck that eats his jizz and fingers his dogs butthole daily.. loves to stick cucumbers in his ass and suck his own dick

The most sweet and caring gal you can ever meet. Don't let the nickname fool you, Big Al is indeed a female. She'll never have an ill intention towards you and will always accept and give hugs. Never ever dare to take her for granted. Trust that you are not dreaming and she is indeed very much real, even though she seems like something out of a dream or from out in the stars. Also bring some band-aids for her; she maybe a little wee bit clumsy, but that's alright because it's just as adorable as her.

Basically, he's literally the biggest thing to ever exist on Planet Earth, and the entire universe. He's pretty tiny normally, but when he gets huge he breaks through his roof screaming BIG ALLLLLLL and his Penis grows to around 500 miles long where he impales everything and breaks through everything in his Penises path of destruction. Not to mention the size of his balls are literally planets, He is BIG AL. (aka. Large Liberia, Enormous Ethiopia, Continous Congo, Giant Ghana, Sensational Sudan.)

A character found in the pans, mainly associated with a jordan ;-)