Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.