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Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Like a weiner only smaller.
A very small penis.
Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
A very small penis.
Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
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A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
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If you've ever seen Jersey Shore, then you've probably Bieber'd or have come very close to Bieber'n.
by Zuthner March 02, 2011
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Guy 1: I just broke up with my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Dude... you're such a Bieber...
Guy 1: Dude... we're done... that was mean, man...
Guy 2: Dude... you're such a Bieber...
Guy 1: Dude... we're done... that was mean, man...
by Meisamazingbejealous October 11, 2011