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Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls
Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls
Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.
by DJonesWifey December 03, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
To not give a fuck about Justin Bieber. Synonyms: Bieber can suck my balls, Bieber Likes Balls, Bieber Mis Huevos
by sh4rk September 22, 2011
3
Sort of like, Suck my Dick. To be used when someone tries to tell you other wise and you just get so fed up that you want them to shut up.
Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.
Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.
You: Yeah cheese is made from Chickens
Other: NO it's made from cows
You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.
Example 2:
Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.
Other: NO it's made from cows
You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.
Example 2:
Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.
by erectedunicorn January 13, 2011
4
To make someones testicles small like justin biebers. So small that their voice sounds like something from the chipmunks.
by Ellis3332342412 April 06, 2011
5
Can be used as an insult/come-back. Originated as a sexual act when a woman (or man) is fellating a man and uses her (or his) bangs to sweep across and tickle the balls.
The term/act was introduced on a women's website called Makeup Alley and spread like wildfire when many of the women tried this act with their romantic partners and reported back to the message boards.
The term/act was introduced on a women's website called Makeup Alley and spread like wildfire when many of the women tried this act with their romantic partners and reported back to the message boards.
by BmahB January 19, 2011