When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.

That big solid turd you try to force out, which touches your nut sack as it falls out.

In the middle of an international and humanitarian crisis, you simply walk away and take no questions, because you have dementia are you are terrified of being exposed as a fraud.

Everything you touch turns to shit

A phenomenon in which someone is perceived to be more competent, kind, or intelligent than they actually are, simply because of how they compare to their predecessor.