You see there are three genders; Boys, Girls and cats. So Bicatual means that you like cats and boys ( this is a term for girls liking both cats and boys)

(For a girls perspective)
Meowsbian- likes cats
Bisexual- males and females
Lesbian- females
Purrtual- Females and cats
Straight- Guys

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.