Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
by westfalia February 03, 2010
The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.
Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."
Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."
Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."
Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."
Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."
by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012
Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.
Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?
by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010
Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019
Someone or something that is not Biblically accurate.
Disregarding or unconcerned with Biblical correctness.
Also; Biblical Incorrectness / Biblical Incorrectiveness
Disregarding or unconcerned with Biblical correctness.
Also; Biblical Incorrectness / Biblical Incorrectiveness
by Panthera Atrox January 30, 2011
1. A term denoting a belief or system of beliefs having at least partial reference to, or derivation from the Bible. Often not substantiated by any widely accepted Judeo-Christian doctrine(s).
2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.
3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.
2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.
3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.
Tom, you're beliefs are Quasi-Biblical. God did not create the Human Centipede on the 6th day of creation.
by HesDeadJim May 03, 2011

