Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.

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Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

that bible made him go permanently insane

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

I read the bible yesterday. It was a great story