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The holy book of Christianity and Judaism. It teaches about objective morality and how to live the correct godly and spiritual life. The founding document of western civilization and human value. That’s why feminists hate it because Jesus would call them degenerate to their face and they don’t believe in morality or human value.
The Bible teaches moral wisdom while intersectionality teaches degeneracy and evil.
by JohnHD1998 January 06, 2021
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Christian book of mythology, rules, songs, and recipes. The Bible also includes dates of celebrations, the days of the week, and all other information pertaining to Christian practices.
You don't technically need to go to church, you have friends and a Bible at home for worship.
by Historics Society December 19, 2020
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A book that offends snowflakes and gay people, showing them they will rot in hell
The Bible is the only way to salvation and eternal life
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something the Kardashians say to swear to something
Kim- You really did that?
Khloe- Yah, bible
by TimmyThick May 06, 2020
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A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth
“ I just failed my math exam

- “ really! Say bible

bible

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”
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Codeword for Marijuana. Very similar to words like dro, Mary j, ganja, good green god, grass, etc.
Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”
by Jt Smoov January 04, 2021
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