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I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.
by Yumyan Hammerpaw January 02, 2021
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"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
by Aroraklypse October 02, 2020
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Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words
by RidleyAnne December 24, 2020
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A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!
by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021
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a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt
by oovaa January 01, 2021
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Bionicle is my favorite movie and Mein Kampf is better than Bible. Ligma fucking balls lmao E. Communist Manifesto is my basicly Bible 2 and its also better than that piece of shit.
by Luigi Got Big Tits August 26, 2018
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This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahá'í Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.
by LizSteve May 27, 2012