Beyrom - any person called this is officially THE coolest guy in the whole world. People will often bow down before him in the street because he is so cool. It helps to wear a name tag, and then everybody will know how cool you are, and you will receive impromptu gifts and sexual favours. You also give off a glow of happiness, which can 'infect' others around you. This can lead to feelings of contentedness and deep sexual desire.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.