When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.
Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.
by erudyne December 11, 2015
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to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
by bitchplease23452346 May 15, 2011
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This term can be used exclusively for a woman who puts on too much foundation/powder that it gives off that "cakey" appearance. So cakey, that everybody can just start calling her Ms. Betty Crocker.
And the makeup is SO THICK, that it almost seems possible that she applied her makeup using a trowel.
And the makeup is SO THICK, that it almost seems possible that she applied her makeup using a trowel.
"What the fuck?! My shirt looks like it just came out of a morgue! It's all ashy and shit. Oh wait, that came from Ms. Betty Crocker. That skank was rubbing her face all up against my shirt."
"Bitch, you kno you is so fugly dat yo face have a pound of makeup. You sure dat your stank ass used da raahight foundation? You lookz lik-uh vanilla cakez..you know..lik-uh dat bitch ass Ms. Betty Crocker cake mix?"
(A skank and her boyfriend are laying in bed together staring into each other's eyes, until....)
Boyfriend: Baby you smell so good..but ay sweetie, I was just wondering...were you making cake for me earlier today?
Skank: No? Why do you think I'd make a cake? That's so random!
Boyfriend: Looks like you have cake flour on your face.
Skank: Really? Oh my god, that is so weird! Let me go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Are you retarded?
Skank: No?
Boyfriend: You don't have cake flour on your face. You just look like Ms. Betty Crocker.
Skank: Aw, really? Betty Crocker?
Boyfriend: That was not a compliment..
Skank: Betty Crocker was once pretty..
Boyfriend: Oh fuck, will you wipe off your 1" thick makeup already? You look like a cakey-bitch!
"Bitch, you kno you is so fugly dat yo face have a pound of makeup. You sure dat your stank ass used da raahight foundation? You lookz lik-uh vanilla cakez..you know..lik-uh dat bitch ass Ms. Betty Crocker cake mix?"
(A skank and her boyfriend are laying in bed together staring into each other's eyes, until....)
Boyfriend: Baby you smell so good..but ay sweetie, I was just wondering...were you making cake for me earlier today?
Skank: No? Why do you think I'd make a cake? That's so random!
Boyfriend: Looks like you have cake flour on your face.
Skank: Really? Oh my god, that is so weird! Let me go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Are you retarded?
Skank: No?
Boyfriend: You don't have cake flour on your face. You just look like Ms. Betty Crocker.
Skank: Aw, really? Betty Crocker?
Boyfriend: That was not a compliment..
Skank: Betty Crocker was once pretty..
Boyfriend: Oh fuck, will you wipe off your 1" thick makeup already? You look like a cakey-bitch!
by AJ Khanna May 17, 2008
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Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
by Christian Breton January 05, 2009
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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha November 14, 2007
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when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 05, 2007
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A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
by Jake D. Rafter February 02, 2008
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