A really hot sexy girl that has mysterious eyes only described as a precious ruby jem in the desert. She is like the princess in Aladdin only more american with an ass that is always popping out when she weres jeans. The moment you see her you want to grab and feel her like a nude marble statue. When she leaves your eyes you feel a desperate need to bond the mistress down and love her for eternity.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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