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1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
by Hos-A January 24, 2007
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Nathan: Hey Billy you see Shoenaks last post
Billy: Yeah hes a fucken Betos Bro
Nathan: Yeah no doubt
by Felma Dick August 11, 2019
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A delusional liar who has lost all touch with reality, somebody who makes outlandish claims that can only be explained with drug use during the formative years
Peter: My sister got a pink unicorn with purple polka dots for her birthday.
Tom: Quit being a Beto! What did she really get?

Jorge: Julian said he will be President of the USA one day
Joaquin: You can't take anything he says seriously. He is has always been a Beto
by Ken Schneiderman September 15, 2019
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Sexy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. Usually has a beautiful girlfriend. He is very athletic.
Talented. Beto.
by Adgjl October 06, 2013
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The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
by BUSTER December 02, 2004
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1. Extremely large in muscle

2. Annoyance at its best

3. Crazy as hell

4. Lucky bastard

5. If your a Beto you got the stuff in your pants!
My brother is such a Beto!!
by Angelicaramierez June 01, 2019
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