A place where people believe bullshit without any proof. A place where you can get your dick sucked in class under your desk. A place where the teachers are pedophiles. A place where if u ware the same shoes 2 years in a row your considered poor. A place where you get into a fight over a video game. A place where hoes think they can get away with shit but try to lie their way out of it when they get caught.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."