A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.

A small town in mid western connecticut, bethel is quite dull, there are many townies, and a group of sports fanatics, and a bunch of random kids who don't do shit. Just about everyone either smokes weed, drinks, or smokes cigarettes, or a combination of all three. this town pretty much blows, the highschool is a bunch of prick teachers, and the cops have nothing better to do than over investigate petty crimes.

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3. The antisocial behaviors of Bethelite women may have something to do with the fact that in fifth grade everyone went through the D.A.R.E. program designed to keep kids off drugs and alcohol. Bethel finds it mandatory for children to be subjected to constant reminders of how weed will make you drop dead, how playing with matches will end with your dog in ashes, how if you ever touch a cigarette will make you go bankrupt, and how talking to strangers will end with you in a bloody burlap sack buried deep in the woods. The dramatization of these situations by D.A.R.E. is sometimes outrageous, and barely effective. D.A.R.E. has recently been cancelled as a program as to save money for the town, possibly to pay off the debt created by that big birthday cake for Barnum.

4. Bethel has only two celebrities. The first is P.T. Barnum, who is essentially worshipped by everyone of even the slightest political power in the town. Recently, the town decided that it would be a great idea to have a huge town celebration for Barnum's 200th birthday which included buying decorations and a huge cake and renting a presumably expensive petting zoo and a belly dancer that gave all the little boys boners. A superior celebrity by far is Thurston Moore. Thurston Moore is the singer, song writer, and guitarist of Sonic Youth. Most Bethelites have no good taste in music, so Thurston is not widely acknowledged... which sucks.

1. Bethel is a small town in Fairfield county. Bethel is living in the shadow of Danbury and basically is Danbury's bitch, moving every town event to correspond with Danbury's schedule. Everyone in the other towns refer to Bethel as Danbury's ghetto, even though Bethel is so much nicer.

2. Since Bethel is so small, it seems as though everyone knows eachother. All Bethel mothers find it neccessary to get together with other mothers and gossip. This however serves a problem for other Bethelites because they always end up talking about their children and are therefore the best vessels for fresh, juicy gossip. There's not much to do downtown, so many of it's children just decide it's better to vandalize street signs and get high in the parking lot behind Burger King. All guys that live in Bethel are bound to be wiener cousins. With the limited supply of willing girls, they are either going to be gang banging or die a virgin. Bethel girls are also notorious for acting really slutty anf flirting with everyone, then refusing to see it through. Most girls are bitchy and pale and and prudish and when approached by men, they think they are creepy for talking to them.

1.A ghetto school in Hampton,Virginia was build in the 1960s and still has not been redone Home of wanna be gansters and a Bad football team that thinks they run the school

2.A really bad ghetto school ware the majority of the studens came from Davis middle school another ghetto school and also home of weed smokers

3.A Small ass school with ghetto ass girls and boys that droup out because they retared or pregnate also home of Hoes and Prostitutes

bethel, connecticut's public high school.

the current definition is wayyyy old. so here’s an update:

we got a new principal in like, 2008. she's known for her manhattan accent, photo-hogging, and acting like she knows who you actually are when she clearly doesn't. we also have two assistant principals for like, no reason. the town is firing teachers because of budget cuts. why don't they fire one of our 3 principals??

the administration is ridiculous. they think the kids who get a's in honors classes are all amazing, and the truants are the bane of the school- even if the "truant" is really badly sick and physically can't go to school and the "straight-a student" blows lines every night to stay awake and finish studying.

students generally aren't so attached to their racial groups like they used to be. it kinda doesn't matter what your last name or skin color is. now, social groups divide and merge depending on drug use, level of sexual activity, taste in music, sports team/club membership or lack thereof, and other such things. most people either don't have a set "group" or are parts of many different circles. in fact, the kids who stick to one general group of friends are considered to be "shy" or "strange".

tl;dr: bethel high school has matured a bit. it still sucks, but i guess that's why the students themselves are slowly coming together.

Bethel High School, in Connecticut, is 85 percent white ppl, 7 percent asian, and 8 percent blacks and hispanics. In this school there is alot of like bitch ass niggas that think they Crip or blood. If you white and your from Bethel, im sorry but you cant be ghetto. If your not white, then u aight. Bethel's freshman,(08) are all little hoes, who do shit with the upperclassmen further boost their status in the school. 90 percent of the people in this school are all talk, and when it comes time to scrap they whimper and cry. The other 10 percent, or the minorities, pretty much run the 90 percent of white ppl. We are the part that actually will fight if it comes down to it and we dont take shit from nobody. Bethel high school, is full of preppy pot heads whos drug money comes out of their parents wallets and purses in the middle of the night while they sleep . The preps are cocky and the girls suck- literally. Our principle is a known alcoholic, and hes been convicted of road rage while under ther influence. GO Bethel