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A n00b who tries to be the Alpha n00b, but is too much of a n00b to be the alpha n00b.
Ferdol was on for three hours while I was afk and didn't know.

Smartings thought that he was the best at Battlefront 2, paintball, Halo sniping and every FPS ever made; but we still pawned him. What a beta n00b.

by Generic to win November 16, 2005
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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