The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.
Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*

~later that evening~

Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!
by Cattlin December 4, 2007
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