A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

The coolest guy in the world!

A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife

Penis,

Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.