A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.
Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"
by 4sail July 17, 2006
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In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.
''Ey up Bert ye alreet?''
by TranPanTrashcan July 23, 2021
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An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.
CptWrath lives by Bert.
by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016
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Bert or burt
when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display
This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing
by Anonymous Pete October 03, 2009
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A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
by Astrogirl435 April 02, 2016
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V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?
by Bert's Neighbor September 03, 2006
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A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.
Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.
by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019
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