bernie is one of the best blowjobs ever!!
eamon: bernie gives great head but ohhhh man do not fucking look down..bt she is umm errrrrrrrrrr well fit..<:(
by SQUEEZEUREYESSHUT>< January 08, 2010
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A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.
The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.
by candy November 01, 2004
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Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.
"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat"
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics"
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?"
"put on some socks... Bernie!"
by Kyle Jones in ya Area October 21, 2007
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He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.
Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!
by lovelive04 February 05, 2010
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Bernie: after having sex you pull ur cock out and poop an orange die on her face..
gonna give the missus tonite the bernie special..
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Yo dude, did you eat a Bernie?

Just let the Bernie sit under your tongue.
by CurrentlyCara December 05, 2017
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