Elderly penis, but a young body.

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

An ugly ass monkey that eats his own shit and is a man whore. He commonly dates people and after calls them Hoe he will get with anyone to use them. Bernards favorite food is dog piss

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Usually a black name. Name mainly found in Ohio. Mostly has curly hair and very nice. Will keep his best friends close. Also usually plays basketball.

Bernard is a person who is really nice, but talks you into something but you can't say no coz he's so nice