by cyclox June 20, 2021
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An adorable character on the sitcom 'The Big Bang theory' betrayed by the gorgeous actress/stand up comedian Melissa Rauch
by Jungle gym4322 November 16, 2014
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Probably the most kindest, loving, beautiful person you would ever meet. She is so beautiful, everywhere she goes she leaves sparkles. Definitely a banging body. She is very creative, talented, smart, intelligent. Most likely will have blonde hair & blue eyes. She is definitely good as everything she does, & I mean everything. Never ever get on a bad side of a Grace, because believe me you will regret it. The definition of Grace means Gods Gift, she is definitely a gift & when I say gift, I’m talking about the most amazing and value gift someone could ever receive. She is definitely going to be someone, she has a lot of goals and ambition, not to mention all men love her! A lot of women are jealous of her because of her outstanding beauty. She is the best person you’ll ever meet. Oh and just saying when women talk bad about her, they’re jealous & when men talk bad about her, they’re mad they can’t have her..
by lovelybabexo June 13, 2019
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A sleepaway camp in New Hampshire which is the literal best place in the world where you make memories that you’ll treasure forever with the best people in the world who you never want to say goodbye to.
I spent a month at Camp Bernadette this summer and I love it so much, I made so many friends and I feel bad if you aren’t going there.
by gwenifer’s friend November 11, 2019
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an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.
gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
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The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
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Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television
My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store
by Ninja assassin February 04, 2010
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