A big fat ugly hippo who enjoys eating llamas and bathing in sheep's blood. Berkleys always try to steal your food and possibly your soul. They often hide your soul in raisin boxes and try to steal your children.
Johnny: "Hey have you seen my soul? I left it over here by the raisin section...."
by berkleyisabigfatskankwhore November 16, 2010
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a place where gay men make-out with each other and lesbians makeout with each other
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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1. A stupid, ugly whore who chases after other girls' boyfriends.

2. The kind of girl who has sex in her car with boys she doesn't know; a total slut.
1. Girlfriend: That stupid, ugly bitch won't stop txting him, even after he's told her he's with me.

Friend: Ugh! She is such a Berkley!

2. Did you hear what that Berkley girl did? She had sex with a boy she doesn't even know, in the back of her car. Who wants to guess how many STDs she has?
by auto1989 October 04, 2010
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A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS

People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women
His girl dropped his phone and he gave her da Berkley.
He is a real dumbass.

by Berkely April 08, 2009
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A place with lots of hippies, punks, goths, stoners, weed, gay people.

You can be who you are.
by A'Spades October 28, 2004
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A sexual position that includes large amounts of perspiration and the sinking of a partner into a tempur-pedic mattress.
I Berklied my girlfriend yesterday, got her chin all wet. IT was a truly Epic Berkley!
by ANZZX January 19, 2011
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A fake ass bitch. That is really really fat, ugly as hell. She is one of the most rude, stuck up girls you will ever meet. She thinks she's better then everyone. She will do anything to get you out of her way, even hurt you.
Person 1- did you see that ugly fat guy over there.
Person 2- that's not a guy, that's a girl..
Person 1- oh shit, I can't tell the difference!

Person 2- that girl is so stuck up, I bet her name is Berkley
Person 1- Berkleys are the most stuck up people I know
Person 2- that's so true
by xx_shawdy_xx April 27, 2014
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