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A benyon is where a person has a calamitous and hilarious clumsy moment, where one or several items are dropped and/or smashed.
Went in to the kitchen and dropped the plates everywhere; had a right Benyon
by BobBill91 February 07, 2020
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When you smell B.O you know that a benyon is around!
1:Ew what's that smell?
2:_______ benyon just walked past!
1: figures!
by Cool-as-biscuits September 22, 2013
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