A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.
Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?
by 1759 January 09, 2009
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A benson is when a young man usually by the name of “Benjamin” or “Ben” who likes to have sex in mattress shops to mark his territory
“My mattress smells a little cheesy maybe it’s been the victim of a benson
by BensonsForBeds123 December 05, 2018
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A dumb asshole who has a chode and doesn't understand anything.
That guy was such a Benson.
by benson1234 February 17, 2017
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The urban slang term for a penis commonly used by Callum’s corner and his group of amazing, racist and homophobic fans.
Callum’s corner licks dog’s bensons for a packet of quavers.
by 69pooman March 03, 2021
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A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
by TheHoodedDingo October 10, 2016
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