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A fucking cunt that will demolish you, and your self esteem, but somewhat handsome and retarted.
Yo stop acting like a benni!

You fucking cunt, you’re a benni!
by Dankydoogles December 13, 2019
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Greatness in every sense of the word. Used to describe men,somebody that is Benni is adored by females the world over, and worshipped by aspiring young guitarists all over the planet. If u r Benni, u r the MAN!
by Adam Cawdery April 10, 2003
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This is simply one of the most disgraceful things someone could say to you. A Bennis usually refers to someone just absolutely sucking at life. With a bennis, you should beware of flaunting it and make sure you hide it at all costs as it’s appearance may haunt you for ages. Beware of the Bennis.
Alexander is all over this hot girl but the kids an absolute fuck-up of a guy, therefor you could say he has a “Bennis”. He sucks, Alexander sucks.
by Frontporch September 30, 2019
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Benni, a name to describe the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is strong, handsome, witty! He is hard headed at times but once you get to know a Benni, you'll be so smitten!! You can never get enough of Benni.
Oh Benni! I know that guy, he's the MAN!
by Thisisnotgame February 26, 2018
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“Bennis” AKA “Bennisball” is the latest sport to dominate the Gran Canarian Landscape. Named and Created by Andy Akka & Andy Parle.
This game is not Basketball 🏀

It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!

Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.

If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.

“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.

Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)
Holy shit is that as Bennis Court?

That court looks fucking ridiculous,
Lets have a game :)
by Daflyguy December 21, 2020
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Benni is tha luckiest nicest guy eva n he has hot hair n plays socca!!
by tamara April 03, 2005
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