1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab

The act of using your adam's apple to balance lube while engaging in gay sex.

stupid, end of story.

A person or persons who believe in the existance of aliens. In addition, is known to regard all writings of people that are self proclaimed doctors as "Documented Fact." While at the same time thinking doctors do not hold any knowledge of the human body.

(Noun) Someone who is totally vintage/vintage "out the yin-yang". (verb) To be vintage as all hell. (Adj) Vintage (Adv.) You get the point.

Gay, in a masculine fashion. Characterized by thick moustaches, flat-top haircuts, and chain-mail skirts.

Excessive exposure of a malnutritioned body, showing off something that everyone is disgusted by