We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
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(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
by bertabunand2 May 05, 2009
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis
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When an old grey haired old man uses a midget as a condom to fuck a twink.
"dude i just got Benjamin Buttoned by Santa, I dont think his elf enjoyed it much"
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When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
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