Urban Dictionary: Benjamin Button dick

Top definition

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

by Lunda Boi March 21, 2018

Get a Benjamin Button dick mug for your papa Trump.

Apr 22 Word of the Day

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

Get the dirtpilled neck gaiter and mug.