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Benglish is an alternate meme version of the English language that uses as many B's as possible. You take away the first letter of a word unless it's a vowl, you also replace important consonants with B only if the word is noticably longer. Note, people will treat you differently.
"Bey, ban bou beak benglish?"
"Bou bow bi bad bo bo bit bo bem."
"Bamerica bis ba best bountry, Bange by bind."
"Banos Bar"
"Beme breview"
"Bi bant bo bit"
Name examples
-Bogan
-Banner
-Bobiah
-Bichael
-Bohn
-Bage
-Bustin
-Batthew
-Bavin
-Besus
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by Agent Marshall November 13, 2018
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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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A language spoken by westernised people who have origins in Bangladesh. Half bengali, half english.
"Here I'll translate"
"You can't translate it for shit, you speak in benglish man!"
by Fand0n October 18, 2018
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Ben-glish is a style of text speak that was invented and has been used whilst in communication with contemporaies for a number of years. Ben-glish takes the most phonetic attributes of the english language and deconstructs them into a hodge podge mish mash of syntax and subtext

invented after a mutual and concerned dissatisfaction with the english language and its limitations , it has been used on the walls and in the digital communications of the world for a while.

Also refers to a laziness when writing Ie cant be bothered spelling . usually sentences are structured like...

"IwnttothshpngtzsmdrnkndnIwnthmnrolldaspliff"
ben-glish rolls like this "yah yah we beez chur sofa setee, eyez hs deez tings n stf thtz nds 2 b taken 2 yah plce . wenneth shall we liase up in deez clurbz...or sm shit
by rdstar309z February 02, 2010
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An irritating rash experienced after douching.
Benglish is an irritation that you can't get rid of.
by JSharter July 10, 2008
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