A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 04, 2018
An event marked by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, the use of illegal drugs, slut spirals, loss of memory, and various other inappropriate life decisions, lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.
Jill slept with 3 guys last weekend ... all while she was blackout drunk. I think she was on a bender.
by Marissa508 July 25, 2008
A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
by Sidney Crosby October 30, 2007
"they called him Ye bender Ye bender; Bender being a derogatry term fer Faggot" - Thomas 'The Tanker' Smythe
by Miskellybones January 22, 2010
Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?
Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.
The reply is most definately a benderism.
Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.
The reply is most definately a benderism.
by Roman Totale May 08, 2007
Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
by Matt4211 April 28, 2006
I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
by real_deal_steel_69 June 13, 2021