1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.

1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.

a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.

A collection of homosexuals.

An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.

A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.