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Bender Is Our Robot Lord.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tinny Tim: What's that sir?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!
Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tinny Tim: What's that sir?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!
Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!
by Teh_Prezel June 02, 2006