An overly friendly portly lady of advanced years. Often to be found lurking in the men's toilets of Londons pubs. A Ben's Mum will pounce and attack unsuspecting men, her large hammy arms providing the power and momentum needed to coax erections out of those in advanced drunken states. The rolls of flab surrounding her uncovered mid section are often brimming with male ejaculate.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

A term first coined by Kenny of Derby, a fellow greb. It can be used in various situations, such as an answer or an expression of great surprise.

anything you want her to be........

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.