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A extreme child molester who fancies Sarah Hullah and Lauren Winrow.
Ed: hey did you see what happened to that child last night

Josh: Yeh was attack by a proper Ben Lavin
by Egnogfred November 08, 2011
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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